Do You Love Your Kid Enough to Buy Him This Nitrous-Powered Mini Monster Truck?

Sold by Hammacher Schlemmer, the Mini Monster Truck is a 1:2 replica of the real thing and sells for $125,000. That’s a lot of coin, but to be fair the truck is pretty well-equipped. It has a four-cylinder engine courtesy of Ford, four-wheel drive, a winch, hydraulic steering, nitrogen-powered shock absorbers and even nitrous oxide.

The bad news, aside from the astronomical price, is that the truck tops out at 40 km/h. That means you can't use it to terrorize folks trying to eat breakfast. It also means your kid won't die when engaging the nitrous system, which is probably a good thing.