Um, Yeah, So Here's a Wild Elephant Wiping Its Ass on a Mercedes
Bet you're glad this wasn't your car. Wild elephants in Thailand apparently can be quite a problem for drivers.
You see, these elephants really, really don’t like it when us humans enter their territory in our dead-dinosaur-fueled, four-wheeled hunks of metal. It pisses them off. One of these elephants hates this human act of dominance so much, it decided to take revenge by scaring out the occupants of this Mercedes, before proceeding to wipe its ass all over the windshield.
Yes, this really just happened and, lucky for us, was caught on video. So consider this a warning from wild elephants everywhere. You mess with them and enter their territory, your car will become their toilet paper.
