Viper Driver Loses to Lady Corvette Driver; Forced to Make Her a Sandwich
That's what you get when you're a chauvinistic dick.
Everybody loves a good drag race, especially when it involves a new Corvette Stingray and a Dodge Viper. Both cars have received some power boost modifications, but in this case neither one is the main focus. No, this time it’s the drivers. As they roll up to the starting line, the male Viper driver is so convinced he’s going to win that he tells his female competitor and Corvette driver to make him a sandwich after the race. That is, if he wins, which he doesn’t.
And when he proceeds to make her the sandwich, well, he doesn’t even have a knife to spread the peanut butter. He uses a credit card instead. Classy all the way here.
