We wish this was an April Fool's joke, but it's not. April 1st is past us now, and the fake news has ended. Car Mod Atrocities is back for the April 2017 edition and all we can ask for is the sweet Lord's mercy. What you're about to see will make even non-believers pray for something to take away the visual pain. We understand what you're all going through. Heck, we've been doing this monthly piece for – oh, my goodness – 48 months straight. Imagine our own mental health bills at this point. So kick back. Grab a beverage, and enjoy your monthly dose of terrible. Or at least try to.